Respect Authority

Yahoo! Answers continues to grow as the world’s liveliest community of the dumbest human kind has to offer. Yes, it’s even beating Twitter.

Ironically, the original poster of the question just unknowingly took the “How Can I Test If I’m A Fucking Idiot?” Test. Congratulations, you passed with flying colors, World’s Greatest Dad.

Yahoo! Answers may very well be stupidity’s final frontier. And now there is a blog dedicated to harvesting the dregs from the bottom of the Internet’s nearly-bottomless barrel of insipid, fermented shit — creating a new time waster out of a previous time waster, a place where smart people can waste their time laughing and feeling superior to the trogolodytes that waste their time routinely crawling out of their dank caves long enough to type questions like “why do my fingers smell like poop after I scratch my butthole?”

Here’s one such gem from this Friday afternoon which currently seems to be stretching into infinity. And yes, I did, in fact, LOL.

What sexuality would you say i am?
Question: Im neither gay, bi, or straight. some people call me asexual but thats not possible because that would mean i could reproduce without a sperm. so how would you say my sexuality?

Answer: definitely homosexual.

Reading these is like Internet culture’s America’s Funniest Home Videos. It’s not only entertaining, but also serves as a barometer of sorts for our species’ continued devolution. I like to have a few laughs while keeping tabs on how close humanity is to staggering back into the primordial soup from which it first emerged. Now, if only a terminally depressed Bob Sagat would narrate the whole affair, we’d be all set to sit back with some marshmallows dipped in Jack Daniels (or orange liqueur if you’re a fucking asshole) and watch Rome burn.