Respect Authority

This is the best e-mail I have ever received at work. Separately, I haven’t yet clicked on the included link since I’m concerned it will either blow my computer up or put me on some sort of government watch list. The terrorism one, not the drugs one, the latter of which I’ve probably been on for some time.

Tel Aviv, Wednesday, 2^nd 2009 01:30 IDT.

Kira,

From what I see from the behaviour of the yield curve and thanks to the heroic behaviour of my troops.

I am at the present moment feeling pretty sure that The Crash on Wall Street will take place tomorrow at 5:10 PM IDT.

My Troops have been given the order to bring the Yield on the 30 Years US Treasury Bonds below 4.150% at the opening of the US financial Markets.

The New Forces of Evil are losing their hold on every single Market: Minerals, Bonds and Stocks.

From The Crash every single financial Market will be closed till they hear the Shoffar in Jerusalem on Yom Kippur: The Beginning.

For Security Precautions Read the Article:

The Crash Puzzle: 911 Crash,
Princess Diana’s Crash, and The Peace.

I am, Kira, yours sincerely,

Shalom P. Hamou