Respect Authority

Anyone out there wishing they could watch all their favorite Abu Ghraib torture videos without the clutter of dogs trying to ride skateboards and deranged teenagers humping furniture getting in the way is in luck. The U.S. Military and Delve Networks have recently teamed up to produce TroopTube, a video-sharing web site for troops, their families and supporters. Registered members can add their own videos from anywhere with an Internet connection, so that pretty much rules out any of the bombed out craters most of our troops are stationed at anyway, but Pentagon employees screen all new additions for taste, copyright violations and national security issues.

So no, I’m afraid Leave Britney Alone won’t be available — that fucking pantywaist endangered countless American lives with his thoughtless rants. Britney’s most well-known secrets must never be revealed to our sworn enemies! Also, if you haven’t heard, all gays are terrorists.

Reportedly, The Landlord is also under review for its negative portrayal of authority figures. Read More ›