Respect Authority

Captain Planet was fucking stupid. Here’s a cartoon that’s supposed to be teaching kids to be environmentally conscious, simultaneously coercing them to stay perched in front of the television, wasting electricity and not doing shit about the wonderful outdoors the great green mullet was always working so hard to protect.

Would have loved to see how Ma-Ti handled his “heart” ring in college though.

A couple of notes:

1. Classic cartoons synced up with Three Six Mafia singles are pretty much always entertaining.

2. Pop-up YouTube speech bubbles are the worst invention on the Internet since, uh, whatever the last worst invention was.

Something like this was bound to happen. Maybe we didn’t know exactly which hip hop song about marijuana they would use, and we didn’t know precisely when it would finally happen, but mark my words, we all knew this was coming.