Respect Authority

Friday is a joyous occasion quite on its own — just having the ability to drink until you pass out and not have to wake up for work tomorrow and be late because you had to clean up the vomit is cause for celebration. A celebration, of course, that usually involves drinking until you throw up/pass out. It’s sort of like how Satanists celebrate by killing animals — destructive, barbaric, and really… not all that much fun. But hey, it’s a tradition. Just like racism, traditional marriage and war!

In case that wasn’t enough to get you riled up and excited for the weekend, which I can’t particularly understand, then you’re in luck — I just ran across some leaked footage from the next Spider-Man film. Can we say blockbuster?

Okay… how about ball buster? I was just playin’ with ya’ll, but come on, don’t act like you didn’t enjoy it. And lookie there, it’s already 10:30… Miller Time, baby.