Respect Authority

Some people create Flickr accounts… but me? I just clutter up this website, instead.

Having windows placed strategically throughout my apartment in order to allow me to spy on two separate alleyways sounds like a nice perk in the Craigslist ad, but in reality, provides me little entertainment aside from counting the number of bums who rifle through the dumpsters every day. For the record, 6 to 10. What can I say? Allowing pets may be a clincher for some, but personally, I’m not paying any application fee until I see the magical words, voyeurism is OK — *creep creep* Read More ›