Respect Authority

Since I’m assuming I’m a little older than most of you, I’m giving you a warning. This is what happens once you reach a certain age and are on Facebook. The people involved in this following status update conversation (ugh) are at least two years older than me. Please don’t turn into these people. Please.

This is an exact grammatical transcript. The following took place last Friday afternoon:

Kristi S. is wishing this day would just be over already

Dan M. - sorry about that . . . hope it gets better . . . TGIF!

Mickey M. (looks at least 40 in his picture) - Friday always seem to go the slowest, don’t they?

Kate K. - Word. This day blows. But, I love you! XoXoXo

Janet N. - I am right there with you!!!

Dan M. (again) - Keep smiling kid, only 4 more hours to go or so . . .

Amy G. - I’m no kidding - and would be nice if the wknd lasted like a week! miss you!

Nancy M. - Same here . . . this week felt long . . .

I have to run through about 5 or 6 of these conversations per day. I can’t not look at them. If you feel that you may be one of these people in the future, please do us all a favor and terminate your account. If you don’t feel like you’ll be able to do this on your own, then let me know, and I’ll come over to wherever you live with my smotherin’ pillow. It’s kind of like Ben Affleck’s paddle in Dazed and Confused, except it’s a pillow with the logos of all 30 baseball teams on it. Read More ›