Respect Authority

Rumored to have a guest appearance on Kanye’s upcoming album, Sadness, Expensive Sneakers and Vegetables, I reintroduce you all to the ever-annoying and multi-talented Vince Shlomi, notoriously remembered for his ShamWow’s magical powers of absorption, and more recently, his weird hooker-punching.

Now, whether or not you can “get down” to rap music doesn’t necessarily mean these artists are role models, and that’s important to keep in mind. Soulja Boy may be an inspiration to youth across shitty, disenfranchised neighborhoods throughout the country, but that’s actually a pretty scary reality. So remember as you blast Summer ’09’s soon-to-be anthem in your rattling Honda Civic with the Walmart stick-on tints: you can’t slap all day, and take it from Vince himself, you can’t really slap your troubles away.