Respect Authority

THE GOOD

THE BAD

Kira was nice enough to ruin my day with the following segment, a British PSA warning about texting while driving, which was specifically designed to disgust and horrify… so basically it’s just like VH1’s Celebreality line up.

Seriously though, if you ever wondered what it would be like if some depraved sadist directed a mashup of Death Proof and Crash, your deranged, nightmarish prayers have finally been answered. This shit is truly putting the “viral” back in “viral video” — so, yeah… vomiting is definitely a likely side effect.

My co-host, however, was remiss in watching the video without sound. It would be a mistake akin to eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the peanut butter — a jelly overload, and this short exercise in scaring the shit out of teenagers has more than enough “jelly” as it is.

By jelly, of course I’m actually referring to blood.

In fact, it kind of amazes me that this video is as gory as it is, including the cringe-inducing brittle cracks of 16-year old necks breaking, considering you can’t even say the word “bomb” on MTV anymore. Indeed, somehow, this manages to tug on every dangling heart string at once with its inspired orchestra of manslaughter, dead babies, and orphaned children. A real feel-good film.

Anyway, I wrote this post on my Blackberry while in traffic, so you’ll have to excuse me as I need to Twitter about that 18 car pile up behind me. There are just too many irresponsible drivers out there on the road these days.