Respect Authority

….For unapologetically playing the autism card. This ad is doubly ineffective: First, PETA credits two European studies for outlining a link between autism and milk consumption, and everyone knows European science is notoriously asinine (see Fat Men Have Bad Sperm). Second, nothing, not even autism, could make me give up cream cheese. 

Sorry, PETA. Better luck with your “Got Multiple Sclerosis?” campaign.