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Finally, Tyler Perry is doing something right. 

According to the Associated Press, the director-writer-producer-actor-annoying motherfucker is mulling the potential death of Madea, the foul-mouthed grandmother character that Perry basically stole from The Nutty Professor and then made a billion annoying movies about. 

Although Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail topped the U.S. box office last weekend, exploiting countless idiots to make some $41 million in its first three days, Perry said he would “love to see Madea die a slow death in the next film.” 

Considering that no one’s movies are raking in the dough these days, and Jail is in line to top Perry’s first hit, Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Family Reunion, it’s financially unlikely that the ridiculous character will actually kick the bucket. But the 39-year-old is apparently tired of becoming 187-year-old momma Madea, a process that probably involves at least seven hours of makeup. The only reason Madea’s still around: fans keep coming back. 

So if you hadn’t already dear readers, please boycott Madea. Because Tyler Perry’s Madea Fucking Finally Dies is a movie I would pay to see.