Respect Authority

Fuck Keira Knightley. Can I say that? I hope so, because I just did. Fuck that British waif and all her stupid movies, that have somehow in their collective shit-tasticary made “Kira” a name people associate with period pieces and glaring underbites. Bitter much? Yes.

The Dutchess, Knightley’s latest movie, which disappointingly has a decent 61% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, highlights everything about Knightley that annoys me, which is to say my overarching thesis that were she not a British actress, she would be a complete nobody, and I would have back both the sanctity of my name and countless wasted hours spent watching her “I’m so defiant until I fall in love and live happily ever after” shtick. Read More ›