Respect Authority

For all the history this process has afforded us, nothing has been more entertaining than John McCain’s rapid fire, “throw whatever you got at the wall and see what sticks because I’m seventy two years old and this is my last shot”, fighter pilot campaign style!

Apparently McCainies are waiting with baited breath for Bristol and Levi to set a date so they can pull an October surprise out of a good ol’ fashion shotgun wedding:

“It would be fantastic,” said a McCain insider. “You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week.”

Shut down the race for a week?  God forbid you have to go out there and campaign on your platform!  It seems like McCain’s greatest and only hope is to call a time out and pray it gives people enough time to remember that Obama is Ay-rubic.

[timesonline]

UPDATE: Here’s another McCain ad.  It’s supposed to run at the last minute and is aimed at undecided lunatics: