Respect Authority

Generally, when trying to prove your innocence in marijuana-related crimes, it’s best to avoid calling your pot dealer to your defense.

Dealer In Courtroom: I can assure you I have never sold marijuana to the defendant… except for last week of course, ain’t that right my man? That shit was the booooomb, huh dawg? Yo, yo dawg… why you cryin? You wanna blaze after this shit?

Case in point.

And yet, Lil’ Wayne’s assistant/pot-supplier, Terry Bourgeois, was a chosen witness at a suppression hearing yesterday for the rapper’s Manhattan gun-possession case. Which seems like a bad choice for a whole host of reasons, not the least being that Bourgeois probably isn’t going to remember the facts too well other than perhaps, “God damn, the Doritos we ate that night were fucking incredible, Wayne.” Read More ›