Respect Authority

Last week was sort of a slow-mo fall playing on a continuous loop for the entire country. Between the stock market acting like a junkie on a mandatory 11:30 am nap outside the Taco Bell, and the American presidential election inching ever closer to parody as it approaches its final days, there wasn’t a whole lot worth laughing about, unless you’re a masochist or a member of Al Queda.

Hey, at least this election has resulted in a lot of great new t-shirts, right? At this rate, I’m going to be able to outfit my kids with Obama promotional apparel well into the second nuclear holocaust. So let’s give it up for things to be thankful for with another edition of The Future Freaks Me Out, and here are a few more reasons to look forward to the coming week, courtesy of Respect Authority’s hangover. Read More ›

Sunday is a pact with the Devil. A glorious day of freedom… but at such a price. Saturday is a day of opportunity; Sunday demands the promise that you return to work the next day. Imagine the unconditional love of an eager puppy… that is Saturday. Sunday is the manipulative bitch who will only love you if you buy her shit. We’ll never make you buy us shit, or anything else for that matter, and thanks to weekly feature The Future Freaks Me Out, here are a few more reasons to look forward to the coming week. Read More ›