Respect Authority

It’s pretty hard to complain when it’s suddenly 56 degrees in the middle of a punishing Chicago February, but you can bet I’m going to try! Here’s one downside to all the melting snow banks encroaching on every sidewalk. Months worth of cryogenically frozen shit festooning the grass, contributing its own very particular bouquet to each overzealous breath of fresh Spring air. It’s like finding a caveman encased in ice… only shittier. Sorry for that, puns stink.

Not exactly an appetizing post for the mid-afternoon burnout snack hour, but what can I say, I’ve got shit for inspiration these days.