Respect Authority

Lots of unexpected shit happened in the news this weekend. Five escaped wolf-hybrid dogs were captured in New Jersey; no explanation as to whether a wolf-hybrid dog is simply like, you know, Balto, or rather the result of some Jersey medical experiment.

Also, police busted two brothels in the Hamptons over the weekend, which means more than a few vacationing real estate brokers are in need of a new “For a good time, call …” number. Don’t worry Lou, I already wrote yours on a select 100 bathroom stalls.

DJ AM was found dead in his apartment on Friday, and for whatever reason the media has continued to speculate on his cause of death. Let me hazard a guess here: drugs. Yes, it was definitely totally drugs. That, or some sort of Final Destination karma for not getting killed in that plane accident last year. Death always wins.

Oh, and the Times wrote about VH1 Celebreality, circa two years too late to be culturally relevant.

And some more on wolves. Shutup, I’m tired.