Respect Authority

Creator of the infamous Nike Pigeon Dunk and overall design whiz, Jeff Staple, posted a new innovation on his blog last week, but this time, it won’t exactly have people fighting in the streets over it. If anything, it’ll keep them indoors and on their couches for extended periods of time. And no… it isn’t marijuana, that’s shit’s as old as the erf, my friends.

First of all, who watches The Patterson Film on their iPhone? Like, “Hmm hmm riding the subway, oh shit, I gotta take a minute and travel into the land of haunting mysteries because I still haven’t decided if Bigfoot exists or not.” YEAH RIGHT!!

Anyway, the iPhone might be ergonomically designed, but that doesn’t mean holding it for a Lord of the Rings marathon isn’t going to induce some serious hand cramping. The cramping caused by holding it with just one hand while watching Lord of the Nipple Rings is reportedly even worse. And that’s why there are plenty of hideous, over-priced iPhone stands on the market. Apple is really the ultimate economic stimulus package, creating products that require you to buy even more products.

Either way, this iPhone stand is small, extremely portable, and costs a whopping two cents. Of course, by the time you read this, Apple will have already sent out cease and desist letters to every Staples and Office Max in the country, ordering them to stop selling all binder clips as they may be used with an Apple product in an unsanctioned fashion. So grab your contraband office supplies while you can and get to work.

All you have to do is bend one of the legs into a slight J shape and you’re good to go. Of course, you could also just watch this crazy thing I heard about called TV. More on that as it develops.

[To Darren Hudson]