Respect Authority

Imagine a possible scenario in the not so distant future…

The year is 2010. The month is August. It’s a Maverday like any other Maverday in the McCain presidency (Maverday being McCain’s idea to fix the economy by adding an 8th day to every week). Recently, America set a record for having the highest population of babies in the military thanks to abortion being banned and the draft being reinstated.

Under the new law, all former abortion-eligible babies (which is what they prefer to be called) were placed in the military immediately after birth. This new wing of soldiers has been named “The Fightin’ Fetuses,” and their record so far has been most impressive, though quite messy at times. Much like John McCain’s America.

President McCain was elected in a landslide victory in November 2008 thanks to hundreds of thousands of “Joe the Racists” finally coming together in an epic moment of national unity. Former Senator Barack Obama (now deported) was thought to end the eight year drought of Democrats in the Oval Office, but unfortunately for him, he was only able to carry the vote in Newport News, Virginia.
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