Respect Authority

In light of all the social networks (Google, Yahoo, MySpace, Facebook) booting registered sex offenders from their sites, I think it’s high time NAMBLA or someone equally lamentable launched a social network geared exclusively at the perverted. Come on, rapists have the right to poke too! Plus, Law & Order: SVU would have a virtually unlimited source for material.

Here are some suggested titles; feel free to contribute your own:

-Pervster

-Creepster

-Diddler

-Scumbook

-MyPlace …Tonight

-Don’tLetThemSeeYourFace…Book

-Kidder

-Toddler

-Boinker

-RapeSpace

-FaceRape

-Craigslist