Respect Authority

There is an extremely high probability that this is a fake — but my god, just imagine how incredible the world would suddenly be if it wasn’t? And that’s exactly why this is the best science fiction film to come out all summer. Forget Star Trek, and Terminator, and Transformers — not even a huge pair of swinging Decepticon testicles tea-bagging preteen audiences in face-melting IMAX theaters all across the country can match the level of fun contained in a mere 24 seconds of this streaming video.

Now… if only it was in Disney Digital 3D, this would be setting major precedents in the genre for the first time since The Matrix. And honestly, at this point, I’d gladly trade quarter-mile-long crocodile miles in all of my big-budget action films over dudes barrel-rolling their way past a barrage of bullets all the goddamned fucking time. At least it’d be something new.