Respect Authority

Billy Mays with his sole legacy, a legion of unnecessary cleaning products

At the very least you could have had him commit suicide with a Samurai Shark so the story might begin to approach funny as opposed to just boring, weird, and kind of sad. The man simply looked far too much like a teddy bear to not feel some twinge of heartbreak in the face of his passing.

I may never recover. Seriously… I counted on Billy’s exuberant screaming to wake me up at 4 am when I’ve passed out on the couch. And one thing OxiClean can’t get out is a stiff neck.

At least Hell’s floors will be spotless by the time I get there.