Respect Authority

As everyone who cares reported today, Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8, will announce a major decision on an episode of the show to be aired Monday. Although the d-word is on the tip of everyone’s tongue, RA would like to hazard a few guesses as to what the notoriously open couple might choose to reveal on their reality TV program next. Based on our speculation, here are some potential new titles for the show’s sixth season:

10. Jon & Kate Plus 9

9. Jon & Kate Plus Abortion

8. Jon & Octomom Plus 22

7. Survivor: Gosselin Family

6. Jon & Kate Is Actually A Lesbian

5. Jon & Rampant Alcoholism

4. Jon & Kate Admit They Kidnapped Those Kids

3. Jon & Kate Go To White Castle

2. Jon & Kate Fire Kate’s Hair Stylist

1. Jon & Kate: Special Victims Unit