Respect Authority

The guitarist for stupidly named “The White Tie Affair” sure is lucky MTV was willing to pull a few synergy strings to get his band magically featured on an episode of The Hills this week — how convenient that Audrina’s employer, which does something with music or modeling or events or something, just happened to be filming a video for the band, and Stephanie just happened to run into the guitarist — who by the by, just happened to invite her out for drinks before revealing he lives with his girlfriend. Who Stephanie later called a “live-in girlfriend,” as though she stays home and bakes her guitarist beau cookies until he comes back from “the road” to let her out back for a bathroom break. 

I just happen to think dear sweet Sean looks an awful lot like a mythical creation of yore–he’s about as smart too.