Respect Authority

Check it out everybody, it’s today’s cartoon from the Weekly World Racist. If you don’t have a subscription, you can also find it in the hallowed pages of The Missourah Grand Wizard, which no one actually reads. Hey, it’s not the paper’s fault their target demographic doesn’t know how to.

Oh, and by the way, this is actually from the New York Post… which really isn’t all that surprising anyway.

The cartoonist/despicable human being responsible, a cowering wraith of a man with the pen name Delonas, is obviously about to be in some serious shit. Monkey shit, that is, and that’s the most serious kind of all the varieties of shit, because it is unfortunately often airborne. If there’s anything we can take away from this week’s news it’s that you do not fuck with chimpanzees, and nobody wants to take the rap for that stimulus package.