Respect Authority

This graphic probably doesn’t exactly resonate with people who think humans walked alongside dinosaurs 4,000 years ago, but please, remember to vote, kids. If for no other reason than I don’t feel like being dead in a year. Iran’s largely an arid climate, let’s not make it the next balmy vacationing spot of choice for America’s 18-year-olds. They’re much better off at home turning into future alcoholics at college with all those troublesome intellectual types.