Respect Authority

If you’ve got Meatloaf’s entire discography on CD then I feel sorry for you, and are thinking of making the move to digital, or if you’re looking for a new phone to organize all your “meat” and greets, or maybe if you just need a new wallet to hold all of your cheddar, these Meatronics are probably looking mighty delicious to you right now.

But if you’re a normal person, it’s probably hard to feel an appreciation for the insane amounts of craftsmanship these must have taken amongst all the nausea. And while on some level, I have to hand it to that extremely lonely and meat obsessed person for their inventiveness and hardwork, I also feel bad for them because there are so many other wonderful food groups to explore… not to mention a world full of activities to occupy yourself with other than playing with your meat all day. Alright, I’m done hamming it up now. That’s right, I’m quitting meat puns — cold turkey! … I apologize, this is fucking terrible.

Just thinking about putting those meat earbuds in is enough to make me consider veganism, though. Taco Bell is all vegan now, right?

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