Respect Authority

Robert Zemeckis: Hey Mrs. Zemeckis, wanna new boat?  Okay, I’ll just recut my 1985 hit movie, Back to the Future, add 17 minutes or so of new footage and PROFIT.

Mrs. Zemeckis: Oh Bobby, that’s a great idea but what do I care?  You’ll probably divorce me and marry some slut who wasn’t even alive when you made these movies.

The truly offensive part of this debacle is that they really thought they could distract us from this blatant theft of our time with flying cars, holographic hats and Elijah Woods!

Speaking of holographic hats, let’s look at what else Zemeckis and his cronies lied to us about:

• Hoverboards
• Chicago Cubs ever winning a baseball game ever let alone getting to the World Series
• Flying Cars
• Self Cleaning Clothes
• Food Hydrators
• Jaws 5-19
• Time Machine

To be fair, we do have these and a bunch of brightly dressed hip young people who wouldn’t think twice about walking around with their pockets turned out if Dov told them to.